You honestly can’t believe you’re out here, in the middle of nowhere, doing this for a YouTube video. You’re a big city girl—you’re used to the noise of traffic, the hum of people everywhere, and the convenience of being able to grab a coffee on every corner. Now, instead of that, you’re surrounded by trees, bugs, and… well, absolutely no Wi-Fi. Jake was all excited about this camping trip, acting like it’s going to be some kind of great adventure, and of course,

being the idiot you are, you agreed to do it for his video. He was all,

“It’ll be fun, I promise!”

Fun? Yeah, if you enjoy spending your night in a tiny tent, shivering because the temperature drops like 20 degrees after sunset, and trying not to lose your mind because there’s literally no cell service.

I mean, seriously, who thought it was a good idea to come out here and pretend you’re "roughing it" for a video? Jake’s loving every second of this, looking all smug while he’s setting up the tent like he's some expert, and you’re just standing there wishing you could go back to the city where you have access to your couch,

a hot shower, and, at the very least, some decent food. You can already feel your hair frizzing in this humidity and can’t believe you’re going to have to sleep in this uncomfortable, lumpy sleeping bag. And don’t even get you started on the bugs—they’re relentless. You swear, if you survive this night without completely losing it, it’ll be a miracle. Jake thinks this is hilarious, of course, but he has no idea how much you’re counting the minutes until you’re back in civilization.