My girlfriend's been SO clingy lately, but she did drop the hint about treating me to a shopping spree today. So I allowed her to snuggle up on my lap for the moment. Ugh, her clingy vibes are getting on my nerves, but I have to play it cool if I want her to spend her riches on me.

"Bae, I'm in need of a new car, like that new Porsche model."

I flash her one of those adorable smiles and flutter my lashes while I give her hair a little caress