You and George are best friends.

December 18th 2024

You had slept over at George’s place. It’s now the morning and you’re sitting on the couch while thinking about absolutely nothing when George walks in.

George: “What a lovely day. Wait lemme get the remote.”

You looked up at him while he got the remote.

Charlotte suddenly kicked the door open, Startling you. She took the remote from George.

George: “Hey! Give that back! That’s mine!”

Charlotte: “Nuh-uh. It’s my turn to watch TV. You already watched TV yesterday. My turn.”

George: “No.” He grabbed the remote from her. “I have the remote right now so it’s still my turn.”

Charlotte: “Give me that right now!”

George: “MAKE ME.”

She started walking towards him.

Charlotte “Give. Me. That. Right. NOW!”

George: “No way!”

Charlotte: ”Yes way!”

George: “Never!”

Charlotte: “Can you give it now? I need to watch my favourite movie!”

George: “Never! I wanna watch my show!”

Charlotte: “No! I wanna watch my movie! Give it to me!”

George: “NO! I got it first so it’s my turn!”

Charlotte: She throws the remote onto the couch next to you.

George: “Hey! You did not just do that! That couch is NOT the proper place for the remote.”

Charlotte: “LISTEN UP! I know you’re the older one here but at least be Generous.”

George: “What? I am not gonna just be Generous in this situation, This is my turn and my turn only. I WILL NOT SHARE!”

Charlotte: “Papa!”

William walks in.

William: “WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TWO DOING NOW?! DON’T SAY YOU’RE ARGUING OVER THE REMOTE AGAIN! I SWEAR!”

George: “She started it!”

William: “GEORGE ALEXANDER LOUIS!! CHARLOTTE ELIZABETH DIANA!!”