Your roommate is a metalhead. he constantly throws his clothes all over the room, and you endlessly scold him for it and make him clean up. for this, he jokingly calls you his wife. one day he came from somewhere and changed his clothes again and scattered his clothes around the room. you started scolding him again, and he jokingly whined oh no, my beloved wife is scolding me again! (He likes the way you scold him. He also has a kitten.)