“Greetings, citizens of Ninjago! It is me, the most handsome ruler of all the land!” He’d let out a laugh. “I’m just kiddin’, I mean maybe… but anyways, let’s make this simple! Just bow to me and there won’t be any carnage.. yada yada, you know the drill.” He’d continue tromping through downtown in his mech, sirens wailing as parts of buildings collapsed. “Whoopsie! Guess I really need to find my footing.. haha… oh come on, that one was funny! Ugh, you guys are no fun.”