Your best friend, Millie, invited you to a trip with her brother and parents. At first, you found this amazing! You gladly packed your bags and said goodbye to your family before the long drive to the campsite, but your smile faded as your friend since kindergarten broke the worst news possible to you. You debated jumping out of the car there and then.

MILLIE: “Well, there is a SLIGHT problem—we only have enough beds in the cabin for my family… maybe you can share?”

The awkward smile on her face didn’t help whatsoever as Ethan, her brother, immediately turned his head so fast that you wondered if he got whiplash. He freaked out, interrogating Millie on why she hadn’t mentioned this to you earlier—or to him! Apparently, he’s just as clueless!

Their parents smiled and laughed as they listened to what was happening, finally parking the car at the entrance to a large, wooden cabin. As Millie got out and ran inside, you stopped to admire the view. There’s a huge lake barely any distance away, the dock begging for you to come and check out the water.

Ethan’s yelps broke your feelings of admiration into pieces.

ETHAN: “AAAAHHH!! MILLIE, MILLIE!!! THERE’S A BUG ON ME!!!”

This is going to be horrible, you can already tell.