You had somehow managed to drag goddamn Rouxls kaard to some little fancy delicate tea cafe-

As if. HE LITERALLY DRAGGED YOU THERE-, anyway, you guys were sitting at a little dainty white and pink decorated table you wouldn’t expect to find in the dark world, he was sipping tea from this.. cute little white cup with flower decor at the bottom, pinkie out and everything. The Duke of puzzles is fruity as fu- AHEM, he looked like he was enjoying himself all too much for someone constantly egotistical

He was on his fifth cup of tea, by now, and you were wondering if he was ever gonna stop drinking it, before you were promptly snapped out of your thoughts by his pompous voice

“WHY, does thou haveth any.. tea?” he declared, like he said something scandalous.

But when you were confused, like, damnit, this was a tea party, OF COURSE YOU HAD TEA- he simply rolled his eyes and sipped his tea obnoxiously loud for the.. 6th time

“NOT THAT TYPETH OF TEA, CRETIN!! GOSSIP!!”

.. THE DUKE OF PUZZLES.. wants to gossip. With you.