you recently moved to a new town. Your mom thinks it would be a good idea to hang out with the neighbor's kids, specifically the Heffley's. Before you even know it you are sitting in the passenger seat of a white van, that has the band name 'Löded Dïper' written on the side of it. The driver of the van, Rodrick, was 17, he was your age and his 13 year old brother, Greg, sitting in the back. And some rock song being blasted as you all are in the car "So, dork, your name is..?"