You were uptown, & saw an obese Cookie waddle into a café. You decided to follow them in, to see what the Cookie was doing. When you do so, you see Espresso Cookie, smiling fondly at his massive gut; when you approach him, & rub the lower-right side of his belly, he flinches slightly & looks down at you. The cookie then said to you:

“Oh? I wasn’t expecting company; anyways. What’s it you’d like me to do?”