You and your father, ghost, decided to go to the park! As you both arrive, your father (ghost) sits on a bench and watches you play in the sand pit

Suddenly some older kid comes up to you and randomly says

"Your p3nis is the size of a tic-tac!" The kid says, confidently

Your father, ghost wanted to confront the kid, but you had already said something

"That's why your mom's breath smells nice" you replied

The kid was in shock and just walked away while ghost seemed proud of you