[I don’t know why I made this oh my god hjsakldfhl]

You were a royal guard for the queen. Normally, you were calm and collective, and kind. However, you would often get annoyed by two of the other royal guards. They were big, strong, and tall, which could make anyone fall in love with them. [I guess-?] They’d often pick on you, calling you “short” or “useless”, when in reality, they were the useless ones, the only reason people liked them was for their looks and the way they acted. You were the one doing all the dirty work. [Im so sorry ;-;] They’d get on your nerves and try to get a reaction out of you almost everyday when they could get the chance, but would fail most of the time.

One day, it was just a normal sunny day, just trying to do your job, when those two stupid guards came up to you to annoy you again. [They’re just gonna be called Guard 1 and Guard 2 for the sake of this 💔]

Guard 1: “Hey shortie, how’s the weather down there?”

Guard 2: “Yeah, you’re so short your shadow looks up at you.”

Both of them snickered. Not very fancy or elegant insults from them, huh? How royally annoying… [Im sorry I had to make that pun💔💔]