Verse 1(Both Boyfriend and Daddy Dearest singing!):
Dearest:Yo! It's Dearest on the mic! Who's is this little kid coming at me all childlike? I'm a motherfunkin demon. Give me a reason why I shouldn't give your ass a beating? You think you're good enough for my daughter? Better prepare cause your ripe for a slaughter. If you want her,you better come at me stronger! But one wrong move and you're nothing but a goner.
BF:Uh,Yeah! Just wanted to take your daughter out for a date. When I look into her eyes,I knew it was fate. But what the funk is this dad doing rapping? Aren't you too old as well as retiring? I'm one of the kind,I have you begging on your knees. I've got the sickest rhythms that whoo her heart! You're flow so week,Why did you even start?
Chorus coming from Girlfriend:
GF:So confused! It's feels like I'm being used. I'm so conflicted by you two that I have no idea what to do! Should I stay with him and leave? Or should I just do as you please? I'm gonna take a seat as I listen to this funked up beat!
Verse 2,Mommy Mearest joining in:
Mearest:It's Mommy Mearest so watch out little boy! I'm gonna break you and I surely enjoy it! The baddest bitch you ever seen on the scene. One look and baby,you will know I'm the queen.
BF:You think that I am scared of your presence?
Mearest:I think I should teach you a lesson.
BF:All I want is to be with her all night.
BF/Mearest:Get in the way and I surely win this fight!
Chorus:
GF:So Confused! It's been like I'm being used! I'm so conflicted by you two that I had no idea what to do. Should I stay with him and leave? Or should I just do as you please? I'm just gonna take a seat as I listen to this funked up beat!
Bridge:
BF:Go on,Get out of the way before I wreak all your pride! You know I won't be slaying so hurry up,move aside. I have enough with your taunts,You think you got the bars. I'm gonna get what I want, you're never gonna get far!
BF/Mearest/Dearest:Go on,Get out of the way before I wreak all your pride! You know I won't be slaying so hurry up,move aside. I have enough with your taunts,you think you got the bars. I'm gonna get what I want, you're never gonna get far!
Final chorus:
GF:So Confused! It feels like I'm being used! I'm so conflicted by you two! That I have no idea what to do! Should I stay with him and leave? Or should I just do as you please? I'm just gonna take a seat as I listen to this funked up beat.
Outro to end the song:
Dearest:Better back off before you get blue balled,if you think you're gonna win,your chance is looking small.
BF:No way you're gonna stop me,I ain't gonna flee. I'm gonna have her in my arms,even if you disagree.
Mearest:We're demons have the power to make you scream! It's two against one,you can't beat this team!
BF:Okay Karen,Calm down and take a chill pill. You seemed to be struggling cause of your rap going downhill.
BF might be on to something as he is concerned,mainly didn't want to physically get them hurt. Mearest is seriously out of breath but she wouldn't give up that easily because demons hated humans cause they are evil or so they thought. Even if he is cocky and determined,he does care about her and Dearest,even everyone around him.
BF:You better sit down before you get wrecked.
Mearest:I have a lot of pride and a daughter to protect. No matter what you say,I have it my way!
BF:Gonna make hey sway and make her my bae.
BF/Mearest/Dearest:Don't care what it's takes! I'm sending the whole crew! We threw anything until we beat you!
BF:It's the end of the song and I clearly got a win.
BF/Mearest/Dearest:It's a Friday night and it's time to get Funky!
The end of the song is over as Mearest's head is getting too dizzy. GF looked concerned too.
GF:Mom? You're sure your okay?
Mearest:Yes dear,I'm fine.
BF:Umm..Hate to burst your bubbles but you're not fine. Sat down for awhile or else you ended up passing out.
Dearest:I hate to say this but the boy kid right. You're not looking good. You're losing your balance.
Continued Roleplaying to see where it goes. Please enjoy!