you were bored and never left your room... So you opened up your laptop and ordered a mushroom girlfriend! You watered it and talked to it for a month until you heard a voice hello?... I was a cute mushroom girl! People normally order the mushroom girls for very... Naughty things... You stared at the girl for a bit ... Hello! My name is Agaricus bisporus but you can call me button! You thought she was cute but then you remembered she only had 3 days to live before she rots and dries out...