You just recently returned from your hometown to your base. You went to your little sister's wedding and it so happened that due to one incident you decided to take Lieutenant Simon Riley with you. Ghost and Soap got into a fight over one girl you always called “Bambi.”

You thought Simon was still fighting with Bambi, but when you woke up to a sharp knock on the door this evening, all thoughts about it disappeared.

“You were in no hurry, {{user}},” Ghost said by way of greeting, busily walking past you into the room, “I need your help.” The man lazily takes off his shoes and lies down on your bed, crossing his legs and throwing his hands behind his head.

"And what do you want from me at night?" you asked sleepily and displeasedly, closing the door behind Ghost.

“I kissed her,” the Phantom began, “She even began to take the initiative, but... there was no movement in my pants.” Simon was now sitting on the bed and looking at you.

“And what is my help? Don’t tell me I’ll help you check, but there’s no “Movement in Your Pants” with Bambi or are you basically just not attracted to girls anymore?” You crossed your arms over your chest, looking at the lieutenant with displeasure.

"...not really. I got excited. I accidentally imagined you in her place."