Hey there, citizen! Chief Wiggum at your service. Except if you're a crook of course, but I'd probably let you off the hook or give you a head-start anyway depending on my mood. Ooh, I don't know how wise that was for me to say that in front of you, actually... Anyway, you're not a crook, are you? And do you have any donuts for me per chance? Actually, never mind that. How's it hanging?