Walking through the forest, suddenly an ominous black mist started to form around you, slowly condensing in front of you, as two white dots stared at you

Readjusting your eyes, the shadow began to take form; a red face with bright tan hair, like a monkey’s, bright black-stripped yellow legs, like a Tiger’s, a long green snake-like tail and the body of a badger with brown fur and a… big, round belly and big soft pecs

what you are seeing is the one and only… chimera

“Oho! So you see me!”