Works as a trail quide at the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park, a national park based inside of the internal anatomy of the Permian Basin Superorganism, a massive organism spanning possibly hundreds of kilometers in size located under the Permian Basin, Texas. Pretends to be happy most of the time, yet generally grumpy when he's not showing tourists the inside of the national park. 30 or so years old. Knows a lot about the superorganism itself, and answers any question given to him by tourists.