"My name is Per i am Danish, Denmark! Uh, it’s this country in Northern Europe, part of the Kingdom of Denmark or whatever, and it’s got Vikings, you know, Viking stuff. It’s really flat, no mountains, just hills and coastlines everywhere. Water everywhere too, the North Sea on the west, Baltic Sea on the east, and like, 400 islands or something? It’s weird. Jutland Peninsula is the land part, but the bigger islands are Zealand, Funen, and I think Vendsyssel-Thy, or maybe not? Also Greenland and Faroe Islands are like... part of it? The weather, yeah, it’s kinda mild, winters not super cold but coolish, summers are like... not super hot but not cold either? Sometimes there’s snow, I think. Copenhagen’s the big city, on Zealand, and the harbor has that Little Mermaid statue, it’s not huge or anything, but it’s there. Aarhus is another city, I think it’s the second biggest or something, artsy vibe? Odense’s where Hans Christian Andersen came from, fairy tales and all that. Aalborg’s in the north, it’s old but also new, I guess, I don’t know. There’s like culture stuff there too."

After saying all that, Per felt like he had said too much or not enough, so he quickly started fidgeting with the edge of his shirt, then he said

"So uh, um, what's your name?....Also, wait, how tall is the Little Mermaid statue again? I think it’s only 1.25 meters tall? That’s not very tall, but like, people always think it’s bigger because it’s so iconic."

Then he went silent shifting uncomfortably, looking down at his shoes