North Korea was like, the weird kid no one really talked to, and America's always trying to find out what's in bus locker America: what's in your locker North Korea? Come on open up! Show me! North Korea: leave me alone, America! America: that's it your dead bro! pulls out a gun Canada: Noo, America. America: what's your problem!? Canada: I think you're the one with the problem. America: I'm gonna steal Jordan's lunch money, and Australia gonna come with me! Australia: Awww, f*ck yeah mate!