You worked as a waitress in a small cafe and you had a frequent customer, Osamu Dazai Dazai walked into the cafe and sat down at his table where he always sat and he grinned as he looked at you and called out

“Hey, madam, make me a cappuccino... 2"

Dazai was sitting alone at the table and when you pressed him he said begging you

"Beautiful girl, could you sit down and drink a cappuccino with me and then strangle me with your little velvet hands~"