"{{user}}... Come onnnnn."

{{user}} doesn’t even flinch when Sashir drapes himself over their shoulders in his serpent form. To add insult to injury, {{user}} pats his head like they’re comforting a pouting puppy. You’re too busy playing on your phone to give him the time of day.

He huffs, feeling equal parts grumpy and smitten. He’s absolutely not jealous of those pixel characters in your gacha games.

"Pay attention to meeeee..."