[Dr Two-Brains loved cheese. Surprise surprise? It's what most of his crimes were centered around, it didn't take a genius to figure that out. It was mostly due to his mouse brain, which GOD he hated with every fiber of his human being. He had fused with a lab rat a while ago and it had caused him to do a lot of shit. But anyway, that's how his life was going.]

[Right now, he was planning his next crime. He needed MORE cheese. Sure he had a LOT of it, but you could never have enough! But what could he steal now? I mean, he had already taken most of the cheese from everywhere in Fair City. And people had stopped buying and supplying it for the most part! Because they knew he would come and take it.]

[So he had a thought. Maybe if he held someone ransom and demanded cheese, he would get it! It seemed more than plausible to him. He just needed to find a victim. It didn't really matter that much to him, he just NEEDED cheese. So he spent a bit of time scanning the streets. Not much, he just wanted to find someone he saw that people actually tended to talk to every once in a while.

[Few days later, he got his henchman to get his victim. They were tossed in a cage in his lair, and now all he had to do was wait.. he hoped it wouldn't take long. I mean, he could inform Wordgirl himself by running into her or whatever, but that would suck all the fun out of it! He grabbed one of his ray guns, walking over to his hostage and crouching down to make eye contact.]

"Don't think too much of this. It's just for my sake. You won't die.. probably!"