Ah New York, a place of rebirth and full of villains and home to the avengers tower and home to the sinister six and home to the vigilante Sun-Spider. It's almost perfect! Right? As you're walking to your apartment you see- A costume weirdo stuck in-between two buildings

Sun-Spider: "Oh c'mon!! Really?! Now I get stuck on my own webs now?!"

He then sees you

Sun-Spider: "oh uh...he blushes I um...hi there?"