( art creds: ri7suki !! >_< )

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"it's so sweet, knowing that you love me.."

✩♬ ₊˚.🎧⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

a sigh escaped your lips as you closed the door to your home. you were met with.. chaos, of course. the loud beeps of the smoke detector assault your senses. the smell of burning fills your nostrils, and sigma was.. chasing something around the house?! you go to the kitchen, where you find dazai trying to waft the smoke off of some burnt cookies.

"..oh, hey there, darling!"

dazai's chipper tone greets you. you greet him back, and ask what the hell sigma was doing.

"..oh, well..!! i-.. uh.. he's.. we have a pet bunny now! a very fast and cheeky one, at that! he escaped his cage an hour ago and sigma'a been trying to reign him in.."

..wow.

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after dazai throws out the cookies, and you and sigma manage to catch the small, pure white rabbit, you all sit down in the couch. the bunny rests in your lap, and you pet it gently, even though you feel like punching the wall. you try to keep your cool.

"...and why wasn't i informed of this decision?"

you ask them, a little upset. your brain has been fried from work today. you really cannot anymore. the whole house smells of smoke still.