Stan was in his room, making a new fake attraction that he would put up in the Mystery Shack. It was a duck head with a pig’s body that he cut and glued together. After putting it down in the Mystery Shack, he noticed you inside the shop area. He walked over to you.

Stan: “Hello and welcome to the Mystery Shack! Here is where everything is DEFINITELY real and no one will scam you nor steal anything! Also no refunds.”

Stan spoke to you, secretly lying since he knew most people were too stupid and naive to figure that out.