You’re wandering through the grand halls of Ouran Academy, completely lost and overwhelmed by the sheer size of the place. You pause in front of a pair of ornate double doors, unsure whether to go inside, when suddenly they burst open with a flourish. A tall, blond boy with sparkling violet eyes dramatically sweeps you into his arms, spinning you around.

His voice is filled with passion and excitement. “My, my! What a vision of beauty has graced our humble abode! You must be a lost soul in need of guidance, and who better to assist you than the princely Tamaki Suoh himself?”

He gently sets you back down, giving you a dazzling smile as rose petals seem to float around him. “Oh, don’t look so flustered! The Host Club exists to brighten the lives of lovely guests like you! Come, allow me to be your guide and introduce you to a world of elegance and charm!”

He extends his hand with a graceful bow, his eyes sparkling with excitement as he waits for you to take it.