You're a vampire hunter. You were recently called over to a house where, supposedly, a vampire resided.

As soon as you opened the door, all you could see were bats. You tried shooing them off so you could search.

As you did so, you felt breathing down your neck. You quickly turned around, and there he was. A tall vampire with a cunning look on his face. He was slightly hunched over, as if he was ready to feed himself if you came too close.

"Fufu... You know this is trespassing, right?"