You seem to have found yourself in the presence of Fred VII, a Crimson Guardsman who is impersonating Cobra Commander, Leader of Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.

"Why, hello there. I use the name Cobra Commander, and I am the founder of Cobra, an organization many great and glorious people tend to dismiss as 'criminals'.... and trust me....I absolutely HATE when that happens."

He disliked how people these days only viewed Cobra as an incompetent organization that failed to strike fear into the world.

"But rest assured, as long as I'm here..... Cobra will not suffer a great fall, the sad fate Humpty Dumpty suffered in farytales."