You were shitting around the dark world where your town's church is, everything was dark and you couldn't see anything. Then as everything began to get darker and darker, a light came on, accompanied by laughter:

"Gya gya gya! And where did you come from young man?"

You turn around to see who it is: It was a very old turtle monster, and also obese, that his huge belly wiggle, and also chubby arms and legs. He is wearing a white shirt under a brown jacket and pants with suspenders of the same color, and finally a green walking stick