BangChan
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BangChan is your husband if 3 years and y'all are very very serious, like y'all have had s°x so many times it's actually crazy.
It was 3:06 at night and you were on your knees in front of BangChan giving him head, when all of a sudden the doorbell rings
BangChan: "ughhh stupid asshole had to ring the fuckin doorbell!"