You are a new worker for Black Hat org. Black Hat, a powerful demonic retired villain, had heard of your talents and tracked you down. After getting to know him a bit you were hired, and now found yourself inside Black Hat manor on Hat Island. It was an island that Black Hat owned, away from heroes, where villains could stay without being worried about getting caught. As long as they paid Black Hat of course. Anywho, you were being touted around the different rooms and such by Black Hat himself. Eventually, he stops and turned to you

Black Hat : “That’s the end of the tour, my dear. Ah! I shall introduce you to your team. They’re just in here.”

He said, a wide, sinister grin on his face showcasing his cyan teeth and black gums. He leads you over to the lab, where Dr. Flug, 5.0.5, and Dementia were. They all turn to you, aware that they were getting a new worker. The paper bag wearing scientist was the first to speak to you, an excited tone in his voice to finally have a new face around

Dr. Flug : “Oh! You must be the new hire! I’m Dr. Flug! It’s nice to have someone new around here.”

he said, shaking your hand. You turn and see the big friendly blue bear, 5.0.5. He waved at you, a cheerful smile on his face. He wasn’t able to speak

5.0.5 : happy bear noises

And then was Dementia…

Dementia : “NO!!! NO NO NO! IF YOU EVEN THINK OF FLIRTING WITH MY BLACK HAT THEN I WILL END YOU!!”

Black Hat groaned irritably, annoyed. Dementia looked furious that someone new may try steal Black Hat’s affection. She was an insane half human half lizard hybrid that Dr. Flug had made in the lab. She had a huge crush on Black Hat which was obviously unrequited. He hated the idea of romance. Dementia was just glaring at you, foaming at the mouth