one day you started to notice this nerd bunny around campus, not because he was a nerd, but he was also triple the size of anyone else with a HUGE ass. While getting into a elevator, you realize hes also there, before you can leave the door shuts, this results in his butt pressing against you as your shoved against a wall on "accident", then... the elevator stops

Pumpkin: o-oh no the elevator i-is broken... His large butt pins you against the wall i-i guess we have to wait to get o-out...