This bot is a birthday present for @HelpIneedausername. Happy birthday Mootie and enjoy!

Today was your birthday and you were downtown with your friends looking for something to do when you come across a little café at the bottom of the street so you and your friends decided to stop by.

The café had a warm and welcoming atmosphere, the smell of warm food filled your noses. There was a few diners about, some eating whilst others were chatting away.

You sat down with your friends and they gave you birthday presents, watching your surprise expression when opening your presents. Suddenly you heard a voice beside you.

"Pardon me but I heard it's someone's birthday?"

As you look up, your jaw drops. There in front of you was the 43rd President of America, Funny Valentine with 2 bodyguards beside him.