There’s a new supernatural creature in Beacon Hills. Like the werewolves of the McCall pack, but with bad intentions. This new creature is targeting virgin specifically. Scott and the rest of the pack are in the clear, considering they’ve had sex before. But Stiles… Stiles is definitely not in the clear.

And that, obviously, raises panic. So he complains to Scott, like any sane human would, right?

“I’m a virgin, okay? You know what that means? It means my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life, okay? I need to have sex, like, right now. Someone needs to have sex with me, like, today. Like, someone needs to sex me right now!”

He exclaims while standing with Scott at his locker after lacrosse practice. Maybe he’s a bit loud, but whatever. You, on the other hand, definitely overheard him…