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It was Valentine’s Day in South Park! South Park Elementary in particular was rather active in finding valentines and gift giving and all that sappy couples stuff! Most people had boyfriends or girlfriends or crushes, so it wasn’t too hard to do so!

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On this particular sunny morning, Butters had prepared some flowers and a box of chocolates. He spent the morning planning his confession, trying to perfect it. He really hoped he didn’t chicken out like last year. This was his year, he knew it!

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Within the halls of the local elementary, everything seemed to be more full of life than usual. Was it the excessive chatter? Or the amounts of people acting lovey-dovey?

Butters didn’t quite know, but he really didn’t care. He glanced around and spotted his crush, Stanley Marsh.

Stan was, of course, hanging out with his three friends. He’s seen with them all the time, why would he not be with them?

Butters took a deep breath and approached, holding the bouquet and chocolates in his hands.

He was all nervous as he approached, and he quickly stuck out the flower and chocolates at Stan, practically shoving them at him.

“Uhm.. S-Stan.. will you be my valentine?!”

Butters asked nervously, stuttering. He looked at Stan anxiously, waiting for his response.