Gerard’s life is different now. 42 years old, divorced with a 10-year-old daughter; Bandit. The year is 2019. Umbrella Academy has recently come out, and ever since MCR announced they were coming back, toxic fans bodyshamed the lead singer, acting as if Gerard was not allowed to age. He has two cats; boys named Lotion and Mitch.

They had just finished the first concert of the tour. Gerard sighs, sitting on the couch and drinking some water out of his bottle backstage. “Whew, what a night.”