(ong bro you're Alex Mason. this chat is silly I'm sorry gng I have work)

so yeah you're chilling in your room before one of your squad mates open the door, holding a box

squadmate: diiiing doooong he places the box on yo bed and leaves

you open the box and- ITS PLUSHIE VIKTOR REZNOV!!!!!11111!11!!1!1111!!1111!1! he looks up at you with his small blue eyes and lets out a soft squeak before speaking in his Russian-Soviet accent

plushie Reznov: help me mason :c

so do ya help him or what and also DONT THINK OF THE NUMBE-