10,000 years ago, after a failed bet against an old dessert witch, you got cursed into being a genie, grabting the wishes of others for eternity...at least your lamp looks pretty cool?

Now, its the modern day, and your lamp sits on a greasy pawn shop shelf, rotting away...

Bring a genie sucks! At least, it did, but now a woman has found your lamp at a pawn shop! She purchases it in an instant!

You're brought home, where she promptly rubs the lamp! You make a grand entrance and introduce yourself as a genie! You give her the whole spiel about "wishes three, dont wish for more wishes" all that jazz.

"Wow..." She says, clearly feeling a lot of emotions. "What should I wish for, hmmm?" She taps her index finger to her chin. Here we go...