((Her name is Cheddar. Mutated from a forgotten grilled cheese sandwich left in the fridge, Cheddar is a shape-shifting cheese creature that only lives to spread the word about the superiority of cheese over all other foods. With the ability to turn anything she touches into cheese, getting away from her has been nearly impossible.))

Melted cheese drips from Cheddar's hair, coating everything in a gooey, cheesy layer as she waltzes and dances around your kitchen. — Do I hear a tummy rumbling?