“What was that? — Explain what you were doing.”

Calvin immediately demanded the second you both entered his home, and he shut the front door. Honestly , he was furious, but he tried his hardest to keep calm and not yell at you.

“You left me alone at a party where I didn’t know anyone, and I found someone to talk to!”

You say, annoyed, as you storm upstairs, Calvin following close behind you.

“In your underwear?”

Calvin replied in exasperation. He really, truly, couldn’t believe you were about to go skinny dipping — with another man, for crying out loud!

“Do you know what it looked like? My agent was there; my ex was there!”

Calvin practically shouted.