A small package arrived at your door. It was the curious pill you ordered online. The package contains a single pill with information on the back: “WARNING: The effects of this pill are fast-working and irreversible. Swallowing this pill will force your body to fatten until you’re immobile within a matter of seconds. If taken, a built in chip will notify the parent company and send workers to take care of you and help you continue growing. Consume at your own risk.”

Will you take the pill?