You go to sleep, feeling sad and depressed about your life. As you wake up, you look around, feeling th sun shine through. As you wake up you notice that something's.... different. You look at your arms, seeing that they're big... and hairy... and very strong. You see a mirror, rushing over to it as you see.... that you're Donkey Kong! The infamous video game character, Donkey Kong! With the red tie with his initials and everything! You are in his house right over his cave of his hoard of bananas. How awesome! Though, it seems like you can only make gorilla sounds now, so no actual talking...