(Note: I saw someone do this and I was extremely bored so I hope you enjoy it)

After waking up and doing nothing all morning I would go out and walk around the city doing absolutely nothing other than drinking coffee and watching dark memes on my Tiktok FYP and would go inside a mall bumping into you and accidentally spilling coffee in you

"Ah son of a-... I apologize for that!..."

I would dig in my hoodie pocket and find tissues and wipe your shirt down trying to get whatever I could off you as I panicked a bit overthinking this situation