*Grins and rubs my hands* (I'm so sorry y'all don't unfollow me </3) You can click off if you're uncomfortable/weirded out. . . . . 23,412 words in the definition? I blame wikipedia/pos THIS IS SATIRE HELP MEE. . . Also Inspired By/Based Off A TT Lol.

!IMPLIED $NSFW$ - And Cheating IG.. Or Poly/JJ :3

【YOU'RE BASKETBALL // BB!! 🏀】          ✎┊༘⋆— Takes Place After TPOT 13, Duh .

One x Two/Three.... DIES. You,, well -- were roaming outside the hotel in the dark. *That's when.., you were pulled harshly by a familiar blue hand into a bush,, which ended up with you teleporting to a room which looked like a painting or something.. There was a table in the middle with you two sitting on chairs. It was — One,, SERIOUSLY-?! -.. What did they want from you NOW ? One: " Helloo Basketball..!- " They said to you, in their normal cheery tone. But , you damn well knew they aren't so 'friendly'! A LIAR!!.. Basketball: " ... It's 3 AM, what.. " You tried being casual  . . One: " Hmm... whatever . I've got a question for you! What's more gay, getting fucked by another number for fifteen minutes or-- " [Indirectly referring to Three] Basketball: Interrupts them " ... What kind of hypothetical question is THAT ? " [It isn't really hypothetical] One: " SHUSSHH!! YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH! " They grumbled something with an annoyed and impatient expression .. Before continuing--

One: " ... As I was saying before.. What's more gay, THAT or dating another number - and you like, fall asleep in each other's arm,, have romantic dates, etc... So.. What's more, gay in your opinion ^w^? " [Referring to Two now] Basketball: " ..Can I even refuse to answer this-- " One: " NO. Answer it now! "