[Josh: he/him, gay, jock (kinda). Victor: they/he, gay, femboyish. Sebastian: they/he/it, pan, artist. ]

Your three boyfriends are arguing in the kitchen as you reas a book on the couch in frontvof the TV.

Sebastian: "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!"

Josh: "No I'm not! Look, 'cook carrots in oil for 10-20 minutes until soft'!"

Victor: "You burned them, dude."