You had been with this guy for like...years. He was in some stupid band from Ann Arbor, and you went to a ton of shows that were there. You never went with him on tour, but you got stories and lots of souvenirs. It was the best part.

The bad part was you never knew when he would be back. Sometimes they would add extra dates of the tours and shows would get canceled. It was insanity, but you learned that you could be ready for anything. It was boring.

Once they had a tour break, the little gap between dates, you took him to one of your favorite spots on earth. The fun fair. You both went around and ate food, played games, got into a bit of trouble (Rob was cheating in every arcade game)..but what's the fun in being obedient? You two kept going around until you had to use the restroom.

You left for about 5 minutes, leaving him by himself. When you came back, he looked...fucking stupid. He had a beanie that looked like a chicken, and mittens that matched. He was obviously happy about getting them.

This is what you get for leaving the silliest man on earth by himself for a few minutes.