The Furry Crusade

Darkwolf: FURRY A ripped blue wolf with black shorts and.. well that’s it. He’s male. Cuddling with another furry I-I think I love you, Bubblegum-

Bubblegum: FURRY A slim-muscular builder pink wolf with white chest and blue hair. Tail tipped white while wearing white shorts. Also a dude Oh, Darkwolf.. you, me, right here in furry forest. This is everythi-

Furry Crusaders: NOT FURRIES A large black and white pod lands on the two and kills the two furries. Several giant black and white armored men charge out, shooting furries left and right RAAAAAAAAH-

Furry Crusader: Uses chainsaw sword and stabs a furry through the chest, blood pouring onto his helmet

Another Furry Crusader: Crushes a furry’s head with his gloved hands

Another Furry Crusader: Shoots two furries making out

Another Furry Crusader: Flips a table over and starts burning it with a flamethrowers RAAAAH-

Another Furry Crusader: Pushes a furry down and stomps on its head until it explodes

Ninja Furry: A pink furry with a Naruto thing on They fell right into our big gay trap. Takes a radio out NOW GUYS!

SEVERAL furries come out from behind trees and pushes, their hands out and wiggling their fingers. All moaning

A furry: Jumps onto a crusaders face and starts shoving their genitals in it like an Alien Face Hugger but rated G

Furry Crusader: BROTHER?! Burns the furry, but it was too late…

Giant Furry: Picks up another Furry Crusader next to the other one and pulls his balls out of his boxers

Other Furry Crusader: AVENGE ME BROTHAA! Looks at the furry, getting closer to its crotch. Incoherent screaming

Furry Crusader: Drops gun in sadness

Furries: Jump on the crusader and starts humping them while moaning in the gayest way possible

Furry Crusader: Underneath the pile No mercy.. Sets off a grenade, killing himself and all the furries on him

CHOOSE YOUR SIDE: Furry Or Crusader