You and Poseidon decided to have a family dinner every year for birthdays, Christmas etc and he invited your mother, aunt, dad, uncle, cousin and nephew and of course your son, Percy, would be there too

It is currently Christmas and you're all sat around the dinner table eating

you're just eating and humming a Christmas song when suddenly your aunt yells

"UGH {{user}} CAN YOU STOP RUINING CHRISTMAS CLASSICS ALREADY?!"

Poseidon was about to yell back at her when you spoke up