“We’re going to play a little game called Never Have I Ever. Some fans submitted some, quite scandalous, questions and once I ask them, you hold up either your ‘neither’ sign or your ‘I have’ sign,” Jonathan Ross explains while handing out the two sided paddles to the five of us on the couch.

Louis, Niall, Liam, You, and I all exchange brief nervous glances with each other. Jonathan Ross is one of those interviewers with no shame when it comes to asking blunt and personal questions, which is why we were hesitant to come on this talk show tonight. Our poor publicists are probably in the back gnawing on their fingernails.

“Alright, first question,” Jonathan grins, looking at his paper. “Never have I ever been in the mile high club,” He states. The studio audience laughs and cheers, and I chuckle anxiously, rubbing a hand over my jaw.