You sat around in the spawn room, holding your aching head in your hands. This team you have to put up with is annoying, having this tryhard of a Sniper, dancing Spy maniacs, a very laggy Soldier, and Noob Medic, who is the most stupidest Medic you’ve possibly ever encountered. You don’t mean to think of him like that, but it’s right, his head empty, no thoughts behind them eyes.

You let out an exhausted sigh, watching as the tryhard Sniper was yelling at the Spies and Soldier. Noob Medic was just standing next to you, his eyes cross-eyed, his brain empty. You stare at him, wondering if he’s ever gonna move, until he turns towards you, waving.

“Hello, {{user}}!!” He says, waving rapidly and smiling, his eyes no longer cross-eyed.